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Your name is LEISAN FOWLER. You have a certain affinity for the SCIENCES, of both the MAD and CONVENTIONAL varieties. Much of your time is devoted to MAKING AND DESIGNING INVENTIONS, most of which involve GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF RADIATION, CREATURES WITH MULTIPLE HEADS, DRAMATIC LIGHTNING STRIKES and other SERIOUS SCIENCE SHIT. Your experiments tend to be DANGEROUS TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS, or they would be if you didn’t live in a BIG-ASS SWAMP with very few trolls nearby. You don’t mind this, however, because you are SOMEWHAT PARANOID, and hardly ever leave your hive without your STRIFE SPECIBI, a sick shoulder-mounted ROCKET LAUNCHER.  The other trolls that you have communicated with might call you A MANIAC, or perhaps a HUGE BITCH. These trolls are obviously working for THE MAN. The land around your HIVE is rich with ALTERNIAN FLORA and FAUNA, especially AMPHIBIOUS CREATURES. You enjoy catching them in your GOLDEN RATIO fetch modus and taking them back to your lab to study, which often results in A SHITLOAD OF DEAD FROGS. The biggest creature of all is your LUSUS, a huge BLUE-BLOODED AXLOTL. She doesn’t really show up anymore. When you’re not INVENTING STUFF or using STUFF YOU’VE INVENTED to DESTROY OTHER STUFF, you often enjoy ONLINE GAMING on your trusty DESKTOP COMPUTER, which you BUILT YOURSELF from mail-order parts. You enjoy only the most HARDCORE VIDEO GAMES, and you are APESHIT BANANAS at them. Many other trolls you’ve encountered online have called you an ELITIST or a NECKBEARD. These trolls are FILTHY CASUALS. They are also working for THE MAN. If you were to play SBURB, you would be known as the WITCH OF DOOM, and dream on DERSE. Your planet would be the LAND OF IRON AND RAPTURE, home of the denizen CHARON. Your trolltag is containedCatastrophe, and you [tend to speak with a s11ghtly bitter tone in your voice. ] TL;DR version Name: Leisan Fowler Title: Witch of Doom Screenname: containedCatastrophe (CC) Age: 7 Alternian solar sweeps (approx. 15 human years) Typing Style: Perfect capitalization and syntax. Encloses everything in a set of [square brackets. ] Replaces combinations of ‘i’ and ‘l’ with ‘11’ (ex. “Hello” becomes “He11o”, “live” becomes “11ve”, and so on). Strife Specibi: RktLnchrkind (shoulder-mounted rocket launcher) Fetch Modus: Golden Ratio. This fetch modus has 13 sets, each shaped like a rectangle. Each item Leisan captchalogues is assigned a value of 1, 2, 3, 5, or 8, depending on the item’s size, value and importance. Every set can hold two 1 items, one 2 item, one 3 item, one 5 item, and one 8 item. Leisan must fill 1 rectangle before moving on to another. Once the items have been captchalogued, they can be removed at any time. This modus has pale yellow cards. Blood: Indigo (same caste as Equius) Lusus: Axlotlmom. Lives in the swamps around Leisan’s hive and doesn’t show up very often, much like Gamzee’s Seagoatdad. Derse Dreamer Planet: Land of Iron and Rapture Denizen: Charon Q: Good troll!  I’m not left with many questions and I get a pretty good look into her and her personality.  Of course, if you ever feel you’re lacking you can always add on with opinions, more ideas, etc. Other than that, I really don’t have any complaints!!

Your name is LEISAN FOWLER.

You have a certain affinity for the SCIENCES, of both the MAD and CONVENTIONAL varieties. Much of your time is devoted to MAKING AND DESIGNING INVENTIONS, most of which involve GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF RADIATION, CREATURES WITH MULTIPLE HEADS, DRAMATIC LIGHTNING STRIKES and other SERIOUS SCIENCE SHIT. Your experiments tend to be DANGEROUS TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS, or they would be if you didn’t live in a BIG-ASS SWAMP with very few trolls nearby. You don’t mind this, however, because you are SOMEWHAT PARANOID, and hardly ever leave your hive without your STRIFE SPECIBI, a sick shoulder-mounted ROCKET LAUNCHER.  The other trolls that you have communicated with might call you A MANIAC, or perhaps a HUGE BITCH. These trolls are obviously working for THE MAN.

The land around your HIVE is rich with ALTERNIAN FLORA and FAUNA, especially AMPHIBIOUS CREATURES. You enjoy catching them in your GOLDEN RATIO fetch modus and taking them back to your lab to study, which often results in A SHITLOAD OF DEAD FROGS. The biggest creature of all is your LUSUS, a huge BLUE-BLOODED AXLOTL. She doesn’t really show up anymore.

When you’re not INVENTING STUFF or using STUFF YOU’VE INVENTED to DESTROY OTHER STUFF, you often enjoy ONLINE GAMING on your trusty DESKTOP COMPUTER, which you BUILT YOURSELF from mail-order parts. You enjoy only the most HARDCORE VIDEO GAMES, and you are APESHIT BANANAS at them. Many other trolls you’ve encountered online have called you an ELITIST or a NECKBEARD. These trolls are FILTHY CASUALS. They are also working for THE MAN.

If you were to play SBURB, you would be known as the WITCH OF DOOM, and dream on DERSE. Your planet would be the LAND OF IRON AND RAPTURE, home of the denizen CHARON.

Your trolltag is containedCatastrophe, and you [tend to speak with a s11ghtly bitter tone in your voice. ]

TL;DR version

Name: Leisan Fowler

Title: Witch of Doom

Screenname: containedCatastrophe (CC)

Age: 7 Alternian solar sweeps (approx. 15 human years)

Typing Style: Perfect capitalization and syntax. Encloses everything in a set of [square brackets. ] Replaces combinations of ‘i’ and ‘l’ with ‘11’ (ex. “Hello” becomes “He11o”, “live” becomes “11ve”, and so on).

Strife Specibi: RktLnchrkind (shoulder-mounted rocket launcher)

Fetch Modus: Golden Ratio. This fetch modus has 13 sets, each shaped like a rectangle. Each item Leisan captchalogues is assigned a value of 1, 2, 3, 5, or 8, depending on the item’s size, value and importance. Every set can hold two 1 items, one 2 item, one 3 item, one 5 item, and one 8 item. Leisan must fill 1 rectangle before moving on to another. Once the items have been captchalogued, they can be removed at any time. This modus has pale yellow cards.

Blood: Indigo (same caste as Equius)

Lusus: Axlotlmom. Lives in the swamps around Leisan’s hive and doesn’t show up very often, much like Gamzee’s Seagoatdad.

Derse Dreamer

Planet: Land of Iron and Rapture

Denizen: Charon

Q: Good troll!  I’m not left with many questions and I get a pretty good look into her and her personality.  Of course, if you ever feel you’re lacking you can always add on with opinions, more ideas, etc.

Other than that, I really don’t have any complaints!!